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Total Medals Earned: 56 (From
9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 950 Points
Applez
Aversion to death
Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
5 Points Complete an easy level without dying
Dog person
Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points Stomp a cat
5 Points Stomp a cat
Obey gravity, it's the law
Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points Attempt to double jump
5 Points Attempt to double jump
REALLY a dog person
Unlocked 12/5/09
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
5 Points Stomp a cat while fat
Brutal takedown
10 Points
Mid-air axe death
Like a chubby vampire
10 Points
Death by spikes when fat
Skilled at not dying
10 Points
Complete a hard level without dying
Slow and steady
10 Points
Get to the flag when fat
Jump, magic jump
25 Points
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Untouchable
25 Points
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Curious
50 Points
Find a secret area
Godslayer
50 Points
Defeat the cat god
Royal rainbow
50 Points
Vomit on the princess
Collector
100 Points
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
Unlocked 9/30/09
25 Points Defend the weak.
25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 1/16 (25/500 points)
Deliver That Fulp
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Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)
Miami Shark
Apache
Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini
Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
25 Points Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff
Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
25 Points Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B52
50 Points
Crush the B-52 Fortress
B747
Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
50 Points Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
Ducks
50 Points
Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor
50 Points
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
SpaceShuttle
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 4/12 (125/500 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 11/26/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 11/26/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 11/26/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 11/26/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
25 Points
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
25 Points
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
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Medals Earned: 6/23 (40/540 points)
Seed of Destruction
Infertility
Unlocked 7/9/09
5 Points Get a game over.
5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space
Unlocked 7/9/09
5 Points Pause the game.
5 Points Pause the game.
Backfire
Unlocked 7/9/09
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
10 Points Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Drunken Air Show
10 Points
Play a custom game with only jets.
I am Illiterate
Mega Combo
10 Points
Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide
Unlocked 7/9/09
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There
25 Points
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
I am Literate
Unlocked 7/9/09
0 Points
Spend more than 12 seconds on the first tutorial.
Looking for a Challenge
25 Points
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master
25 Points
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler
50 Points
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm
50 Points
Beat story mode.
Evasivivity
50 Points
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation
50 Points
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction
100 Points
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 5/16 (30/425 points)
Time Fcuk
You've learned nothing
5 Points
Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you
Unlocked 9/24/09
10 Points get to level 28
10 Points get to level 28
Is something wrong?
Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points get to lvl 9
10 Points get to lvl 9
Memories
Opinionated
10 Points
vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life.
Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points get to level 22
10 Points get to level 22
Obsessed
25 Points
Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever
50 Points
beat an explore campaign
The Assent
Unlocked 1/16/10
50 Points Get the good ending
50 Points Get the good ending
O)))
100 Points
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 4/10 (80/270 points)
Toss the Turtle
Acupuncture
Unlocked 10/14/09
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star
Unlocked 10/14/11
5 Points Launch the Turtle
5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man
Unlocked 10/14/09
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice
Unlocked 10/14/11
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark
Unlocked 10/14/11
5 Points Find the hidden button
5 Points Find the hidden button
Amateur
Unlocked 10/14/11
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver
Unlocked 10/14/11
10 Points Blow up a jeep
10 Points Blow up a jeep
Harrasment
Unlocked 10/15/09
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space
Unlocked 10/14/11
10 Points Reach space
10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed
Unlocked 10/14/11
10 Points Get punched by a banana
10 Points Get punched by a banana
Abducted
Unlocked 10/14/11
25 Points Get caught by a UFO
25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Icarus
Unlocked 10/14/09
25 Points Get burned by a sun
25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent
Unlocked 10/14/11
25 Points Play over an hour
25 Points Play over an hour
Professional
Unlocked 10/14/11
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive
Unlocked 10/14/09
25 Points Use a nuke
25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted
Unlocked 10/14/11
50 Points Play over 2 hours
50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell
50 Points
Buy everything
Master
Unlocked 10/14/11
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
50 Points Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler
Unlocked 10/14/11
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
50 Points Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge
Unlocked 10/14/11
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
100 Points Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)